And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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