you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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