we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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