Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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