You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
honey bunches of taint.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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