Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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