I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Never underestimate the power of titties
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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