These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I wear drunk well.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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