I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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