haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
how do flat chested girls get laid?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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