Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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