ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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