just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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