It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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