Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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