Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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