The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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