my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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