D3 body, D1 cock
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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