Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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