My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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