I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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