Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
you traded sex for a burrito?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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