Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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