Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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