I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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