Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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