I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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