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I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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