what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
