Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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