He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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