In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
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