you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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