Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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