Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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