If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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