so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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