i think my mom watched the whole time
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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