she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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