there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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