i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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