we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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