question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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