So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
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