The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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