your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I want to fling myself into the sun
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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