Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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