I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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