VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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