YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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