Already got asked if we're dating
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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